mrbrown’s Guide to Booking a Flight on a Budget Airline or Low Cost Carrier (LCC)
1. Go to the Budget Airline’s site.
2. Site is down because they are having a sale and the site cannot cope.
3. Come back to the site another day when the sale frenzy is over.
4. Find and book ticket.
5. Next screen: Airline asks you to choose their bundle.
6. Select flight only. Dowan bundle.
7. Next screen: Airline asks you to choose Luggage options. Skip luggage because you are Hand Carry only.
8. Next screen: Airline asks you to choose their overpriced food.
9. Skip food, it’s only a three-hour flight.
10. Next screen: Airline asks you to choose your seats.
11. Spend a few minutes looking for way to skip choosing seats because you don’t want to pay. Finally find the button. Continue without choosing seat. You will chance it because it’s only a three-hour flight.
12. Next screen: Payment Page. You notice your flight price is $20 more than you expected. You begin your CSI.
13. After a few minutes, you realize the extra $20 is the travel insurance. Which was automatically added without you selecting it. And you had to scroll down to find it. You deselect the Insurance option. Warnings of Hellfire and Dire Consequences are shown. You ignore said warnings because you already have your own travel insurance. You deselect the Insurance.
14. You notice a checkbox to get an SMS alert on your flight. It costs $2. You laugh at the sheer audacity of the airline to charge for a stupid SMS.
15. Payment Page again. This time the price of the flight is exactly what you saw when you first booked it. Nothing extra. Nothing more. Nothing less. You choose payment options.
16. Credit Card: $10 to $20 per person per flight.
17. eNETs: $8 per person per flight.
18. Post Office or SAM or 7-Eleven: $5 per person per flight.
19. You choose the cheapest option because you want to save money. Then realize you can’t because that requires you to book 14 days in advance. You can only choose the credit card option.
20. You give up and book a full-service airline out of sheer frustration because it sucks to be nickel-and-dimed, and to have things like travel insurance foisted on you without your knowledge. Also, you realize that often, the full-service airline is only a few bucks more by the time you add the options of a LCC Airline. And why do you have to pay to pay for your ticket???
21. Curl up and cry.
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How you say to me
你怎麼說的
Explan to me
跟我解釋
All of this shit that you gave me
所有你給我的廢話
I don't care
我不在乎
Control my life fucking time clock
打卡鐘控制我的生活
Spend, always spend. A wage slave
花掉 永遠在花掉 薪水的奴隸
I hope I can slash
我真希望我可以砍你
Slash you coward
砍你這個懦夫
Our hand, our blood will spread on you
我們的手 我們的血會灑在你身上
You didn't see that we always kneel under the sun
你沒有看到我們總跪在太陽下
We even bid our name to buy it
我們甚至能出賣名字來買帳
Fucking ticktock surround in my head
他媽的滴答聲圍繞在我腦中
Why you never understand
為何你永遠不懂
Control my life fucking time clock
打卡鐘控制我們的生活
Let me show you a magic which we turn our time into money
讓我表演個魔術給你看我們如何把時間變成錢
We will never lose x2
我們永遠不會輸
Because we still have pride and glory
因為我們還有自豪跟榮耀
I'll take the mess you gave x2
我會接受你帶來的混亂
You fall behind
你落後了
We left you behind
我們把你丟在後頭
We will not pay for it x4
我們不會買帳的
You deserved it. You're just fucked x2
你應得的 你一敗塗地
Now you're just fucked. You are fucked
現在你一敗塗地 一敗塗地
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